The story of the Hanging Boobie Trolls - Part 4
The Evil Queen of Everything was bored out of her mind
She couldn't even brighten up with lots and lots of wine..
But then a genius plan arose in her dark and cunning brain ...
A plan so deliciously malicious, she would never be weary again..
"I will make a demon
out of this clump of clay...
Who will stir up trouble everywhere
And to my every whim obey!"
She feverishly started to shape and to mold
Trying to create what her mind had given her to behold ...
After hours of work on a stupid shapeless lump...
She got so annoyed & almost tossed it in the dump...
She growled and sighed
"Now this was no fun,
making a monster is boring & dumb" ...
"What I really like doing is just rolling some bits...
Hey, these two conic parts look like drooping wee tits!"
And so concludes the story of how the trolls came to be,
The Evil Queen watching them tenderly,
said: "You know what, I'll make them a cow, for musical company"
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