The story of the Hanging Boobie Trolls - Part 1
Hanging Boobie Trolls are strange creatures, formerly unknown to the world of common myths and legends. Their size differs from small to teenie weenie and they consist mostly of clay, dust and an occasional wine stain .
Hiding in tall grass, under a flower or blending in next to some rocks by the side of the road, their first impression is that of a timid and shy being. This assumption, however, couldn't be further from the truth - as in fact they are a mischievous and malicious bunch, lying in wait for unsuspecting travellers. Their main drive exists in luring male bypassers to motorboat their head between the trolls' drooping boobies whereafter the subjects lose all communication and coordination skills as well as all the common sense they ever had to begin with.
A strange side effect of those who have encountered these utterly weird beings is that the victims, afterwards, seem to be accompagnied by a personal narrator, who likes to talk in rhyme
- definition extract of the encyclopedia absurdia
There once was a girl in a place nearby
who often sat on her balcony, up high
When one day a crazy butterfly flew by
"He acts so strange" she thought, "I wonder why" ...
The fluttering fellow tried to steady his swooping
And told her the story of his brush with the drooping
The girl, a curious one, as curious as could be
said "This, for myself, I have gót to go see"...
She made haste on her way to an old dusty road
to finally find of what she'd been told..
Little did she know - as it was not yet known by scolars worldwide - that the enchantment of the hanging boobie trolls had quite a different effect on the females of a species.
- Addendum titled 'with our sincere apologies', 2nd print of the Encylopedia Absurdia
As she walked away she started to feel...
... her boobs sagging down almost to her heels.
The personal narrator, however, apparently is not of a gender discriminating nature
- Extract from the chapter 'New Findings', 2nd print of the Encylopedia Absurdia
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