The story of the Hanging Boobie Trolls - Part 2
There once was a princess so pretty
Who lived in a far away land
She deeply hated her own beauty
For each day men would beg for her hand..
Her father, the king, got real angry:
"Daughter, I want you to wed."
" Now don't be so gaddamn picky!"
"Provide me an heir before I'm dead".
The princess knew he meant business
But as she was equally fair, stubborn and smart
She came up with a plan, so devious
To end the pursuit for her 'heart' ...
You see this princess was one of modern brain and soul
"I don't need no man, I can rule on my own!"
She snuck out of her tower, destination unknown
Determined to get her single ass on the throne ...
And so began her search: far, beyond and wide
for a little voice had told
to look for where the trolls would hide
and the magical powers that they hold
This would end her woes for sure
So she could finally be seen
as a pretty means to power no more
and claim the crown as queen...
Meet Sir Falderaa
whimper and wail
Drowning his trauma
and telling his tale
of the pretty little princess that he went to woo
for he had heard of her fairness (and riches too)
Although his chances seemed sober and slim
Each day he persisted in singing her beauty
Untill she scared the living shizzle out of him
Swinging her boobs out over the balcony.
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